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{May 24, 2012}   Check Your Email, Dude – Brotherly Love (Ep. 7)

I swear on my cheese that these are all PERSONAL, REAL emails!

Remember my plan to rid the world of misdirected emails? Every time I get something good sent to me by mistake, I’m sharing it. Right here. In a segment called Check Your Email, Dude (CYED).

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Thanks, Wyman Ragg, for capturing the essence of this series in one picture. 

You are now reading Episode #7 of the Jud & Bill series entitled Brotherly Love, chronicling the mundanely interesting goings-on in the daily lives of two brothers across the country from one another. To view past episodes:

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6

[ Brotherly Love - Ep. 7 ]

7/27/11, 12:02am

Jud,

Went to another Power baseball game tonight, since it is the best of three finals.  Observations? Despite the hot temperatures, there were no wet t-shirt contests, probably because 25 percent of all Palm Springers are gay and there were not that many pretty women in the stands.  Also, during the playoffs, there is no designated strikeout batter.  However, it was dollar beer night until the seventh, when they shut off the spigots.  Jean only brought one dollar to the game, so I was limited to one beer. (Smile)  She had to climb over two rows of seats to get to the walkway, at which point the guy in front of me stated that she was very agile.  I was engrossed in a conversation with about six guys, very innocently, when Jean came over and said, “He’s with me.”  I looked at her dumbfounded and said that they were all nice guys and quietly pointed out that they were all wearing wedding bands.  At this point, she told me that gay men who are married wear wedding bands.  How the hell was I supposed to know that?  That was never in the newspapers.  I think she will be locking me up for the next couple of days, so I can study the internet.  (This is getting very confusing.) The Power was winning when we left, 6 – 1, with Ryan Garvey homering and tripling, driving in 4 runs.  To get even with Jean on the ride home, I opened my sunroof, and it was still 95 degrees.  Talk to you tomorrow.

 Bill

Why is a PIG buying Bill’s beer? (Alright, maybe Mrs. J isn’t a porker after all.) Might Bill be harboring some latent homosexual tendencies? And who won the damned game?

Stay tuned for more adventures of Jud & Bill in our next episode of Check Your Email, Dude.

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Mel says:

“SPIGOTS”: Enough said.

I wonder what he’ll find in his extensive research on the Internet. Also, we can rule out Mrs. J being a pig or a stripper, since she was buying beer, talking, and only had one dollar bill on her. Either that or she is not a very good stripper. :)



Cathy says:

that gay men who are married wear wedding bands

i had to laugh at that. We both don’t wear any.



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