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{August 23, 2012}   OMG! Ermahgerd! or However We’re Saying it These Days!

I could win ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS, you guys.

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ONE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.

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Remember when I won $50 for the crazy story about The Day Things got HAIRY at Disney World? And remember what I bought with it? That’s right. A ketchup costume. Even my kids thought I was an idiot. Well, for the record, you guys will all know the meaning behind it when I publish my post tomorrow. Right, Mel? (Teaser.)

But back to the … ONE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.

Remember the Brite book I just created entitled The Back to School ABCs? Well, IT WAS JUST NAMED A FINALIST in this week’s contest for ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Good God, I hope I don’t have to wear a damned swimsuit for the last round of competition. Does anyone have any double stick tape … and a sarong … and maybe a Snuggie?!!?

Michele, how can we help you win ONE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS?

All you need to do is click the image below. CLICK THE SNOT OUT OF IT! I need views, likes & comments … and shares (via their Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest & Email buttons) to get even more views, likes & comments. So, please click it … and do your thing!

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Do you guys know what I could do with ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS?

That’s 200 bricks of Havardi Cheese. Is it enough to build my bucket list house of cheese? Well, no. No, it’s not. But I’m pretty sure I could make a cheese igloo. Which, if you think about it, makes a lot more sense anyway. Cheese needing to be kept cold and all.

Remember, it takes a Village

… to build a CHEESE IGLOO.

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Mel says:

Thanks for the mention. I love a good teaser.
I have spread the word. I hope you win! Your book is very impressive.
Good luck!



k~ says:

Too fun! Congrats on the opportunity.



Okay, I just clicked on everything. I want you to use the $1000 to tone the green down from a 10 to a 7 on the website. GREEN.



I agree. I HATE the green but the thought of overhauling everything around here scares the crap out of me. Plus, there’s the whole laziness thing I’ve got going on.

You are correct. You ARE going to my spam folder. I don’t know why. But I’ll look into that thing you sent me earlier. Promise. And, FYI, I check my spam folder every day. You will never be forgotten. I’m from the south. I grew up on spam. Next to eggs. It’s not pretty but it doesn’t kill you any faster than its sexier cousin, bacon.

Oh, and THANK YOU!!!



Havarti with dill is great on ham sammiches – pickle flavor with less soggy.
Joined up, retweeted, etc. Good luck!



Havardi with dill is a fan favorite around here. And perhaps it would give my cheese bricks more of an aesthetic texture. Good point!



Amanda says:

Part of the blog hop! Nice to meet ya,

amanda

http://paintundermynails.blogspot.com



Ha! That was fabulous–most especially “h.” Here’s hoping that $1,000 is yours, because who doesn’t need 20 ketchup costumes? I kid, I kid. Unless you want to send me one of ‘em!



I laughed, I liked and I shared. :)



You’re awesome, you’re appreciated and you’re welcome back anytime. :)



Jackie says:

Awesome blog! I hope you win $1,000 so then you can buy a mustard custome to go along w/the ketchup one. hahah I found ya on blog hop. Cheers!



This book is hilarious! My oldest is starting preschool this year, and I can’t say I’m totally excited about it! Following from the TGIF blog hop. Come visit me at http://www.figuringitoutaswegrow.blogspot.com



Thanks. Please share with friends. The contest is almost over. And who can’t use a cheese igloo really?



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