Trifecta weekend writing assignment - “Choose one of the pictures below and give us a 33-word response to it.” Of the three they provided, I chose this one.
(Photo courtesy of ZeroOne / Foter.com / CC BY-SA)
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Birds of Prey
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(scanning area) “Mercedez windshield? Boooorrrring. Bronze Memorial? Soooo predictable. Black Armani? Mmmmaybe.” (sigh) “Come on, Sheldon. You can do this. Think bigger.” (jumps to feet) “Wait. Is that ….?”(sound of airplane spiraling downward)
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That made me laugh. I didn’t expect that ending. Bomb’s away!!!
Thanks, Mel. Sadly, it’s the first place my brain went. And I read a few other entrants that think like me. Poor fools.
This is great!
Thanks, Deana.
Go, Sheldon!
Every bird has his day.
This is way clever. Black Armani. I love it.
Thanks, LD. I had fun channeling my bird brain.
Ha!ha!Like this Sheldon-he sure aims high!Perfect opening lines too:-)
Thanks. He was looking to make a splash.
Wedding dress! Three hundred points!
That’s sort of the way I saw it, too.
Haha! I like it! I can imagine that self to self conversation.
Thanks. I tried to get into his tiny, disease-infested head.
Hahaha! Now there is a reason to have an all-indoor wedding!
Your hair and your dress will thank you.
Haha!! Well. . .maybe it won’t show too badly on the white dress??? I spilled a glass of red wine on mine. Oops.
Did it come out? Does it even matter? As the expression goes, shit (or red wine) happens. Right?
Something to be said for indoor weddings
It’s also way better for the hair said this lifelong Southern girl.
So he met his lofty goal! xD
With flying colors. (Did I really just say that? Gross.)