Just joining us for the Hamilton Beach Toaster Chronicles? Get up to speed by reading these posts first:
- A Letter to Hamilton Beach … Toaster Department, Please
- Hamilton Beach wrote back! Cue the Pumpkin Pop-Tarts!
- Letter #2 to Hamilton Beach (Plus an Overdue Apology to Kmart)
- Wait! Hamilton Beach doesn’t BELIEVE me???
- Letter #3 to Hamilton Beach (I’m a lover, not a fighter)
- Hamilton Beach wrote back (I can almost smell the toast. Almost!)
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What can I say? You guys have been very flexible about which I am most appreciative. I hope that you’re right about the “it may arrive sooner” part you mentioned because we’re now only able to use our toaster when the dial is set to 1. If possible, it seems to be getting even hotter. Consequently, we’ve been eating mostly hot and cold cereals and other breakfast foods that don’t rely on a toaster around here. But, frankly, we miss bagels! And Pop-Tarts! And I just found some pumpkin spice waffles my kids are dying to try!Concerning the cord amputation, are you sure you don’t want to examine the machine in its entirety to determine exactly what went wrong? Yes. I know you can’t dissect every lemon, but it’s a valid suggestion, don’t you think? If, however, you still want me to proceed with the original plan so you can see a picture of my dead toaster, I’ll enlist my husband’s assistance. He used to work with animals so things like death and guts are no strangers to him. I’m sure he can help me with this difficult task. We’ll get you your (sniff) gruesome photo as soon as the new toaster arrives..Thanks again for working with me. And feel free to crack a smile. I’ll bet you have a lovely one..Michele Robert Poche.P.S. I’d love a UPS tracking number if that’s not too much trouble..