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{December 16, 2013}   The ODNT 12 Days of Christmas – Take TWO!

A couple of years ago, I wrote a post called ODNT’s Answer to The 12 Days of Christmas. It’s like a TV Reunion Special where all the characters sit around on a couch and reminisce about some of their funniest and most heartwarming memories together. This post is just like that. Except without the harp music and fancy camera tricks to indicate a flashback OR the big name celebrities like Scott Baio, Bob Saget and Alf OR, you know, the couch. But you get the idea, right?

(turning to my talented, imaginary accompanist) Can I get a B flat, please? (sound of piano keys) Here goes nothing.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a website called ODNT.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two darling children and a website called ODNT.

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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

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On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight first day picturesseven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine Depp-shared 50seight first day picturesseven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten posts on toastersnine Depp-shared 50seight first day picturesseven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven overschedulingsten posts on toastersnine Depp-shared 50seight first day picturesseven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children and a website called ODNT.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve childhood home picseleven overschedulingsten posts on toastersnine Depp-shared 50seight first day picturesseven hack-my-blog threatssix posts on Greenlandfive geek selfiesfour foot thong slogansthree jobs in onetwo darling children … 

and a website called ODNT.

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Happy holidays, my friends.

Please keep stopping by to share a good laugh with me.

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Mel says:

SO super creative. Love it! “Six posts on Greenland” is one of our household favorites! :)



Thanks, Mel.

Is there an echo in here? (sigh)



El Guapo says:

Happy holidays to the entire ODNT clan!
(Except the naked vole rats.)



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