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The Baby Food Diet – Wrap-Up!


WAIT! BEFORE YOU READ THIS POST ….  I highly recommend reading the following posts first. And, by “highly recommend,” I mean you’re not going to know what the snot I’m talking about unless you do. Don’t worry. They’re not long. As I am … Continue reading

The Baby Food Diet – Day Five


For a quick explanation of my shenanigans, click here. Want to read about it from the beginning? Day One – Day Two – Day Three – Day Four Today’s Weight – 118.1 I am somewhere between 5’3″ and 5’4.” I … Continue reading

The Baby Food Diet – Day Four


For a quick explanation of my shenanigans, click here. Want to read about it from the beginning? Day One – Day Two – Day Three Today’s Weight – 119.4 I am somewhere between 5’3″ and 5’4.” I am not a … Continue reading

The Baby Food Diet – Day Three


For a quick explanation of my shenanigans, click here. Want to read about it from the beginning? Day One – Day Two Today’s Weight – 119.8 I am somewhere between 5’3″ and 5’4.” I am not a crazy person. Well, … Continue reading

The Baby Food Diet – Day Two


For a quick explanation of my shenanigans, click here. Want to hear about yesterday? Day One Today’s Weight – 121.2 I am somewhere between 5’3″ and 5’4.” I am not a crazy person. Well, mostly not a crazy person. I … Continue reading

The Baby Food Diet – Day One


For a quick explanation of my shenanigans, click here. Today’s Weight – 122.4 I am somewhere between 5’3″ and 5’4.” I am not a crazy person. Well, mostly not a crazy person. I would love to be 115 pounds for … Continue reading

The Road to Disney World is Paved with Good Intentions


My  family is leaving for Disney World soon. But, before you mark your calendars “Burgle Michele’s place,” know these three things: I’m not a complete bonehead. I’ll have people at my house in our absence. I have nothing to steal. … Continue reading

Death to Gluten!


The Gluten-Free Diet. It’s the latest health movement to hit the shelves, the market, my kitchen. And we all know what gluten is by now, right? gluten /ˈglo͞otn/ (n.) – the ingredient in food, especially dessert and bread, that makes … Continue reading

“There are no bad ideas, Lemon. Only great ones that go horribly wrong.” – Jack Donaghy


Hmmmm, how do I begin? So I had this idea today. I guess it’s really more of a scheme. A well-hatched plan you might call it. Is it harebrained? Cacamamie? Or half-baked? Um …. NO!!! And, frankly, I’m offended you’d ask. (rolling … Continue reading

14 Ways to Embarrass Your Teenager … AKA Happy 14th Birthday to My Daughter!


In honor of my darling daughter’s 14th birthday, I wanted to give her gift from my heart. But, because anyone with a wallet can purchase worthless tchotchkes or paltry trinkets from a common store, I wanted to dig deeper … to … Continue reading