Writing about the daily dumbassery of life. Just pour me a drink … and I’ll tell you some lies.
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Just writing about the daily dumbassery of life. The good, the bad and the so-utterly-mundane-that-you'd-think-I-wouldn't-even-bother-to-write-about-it.So I’m NOT the only one who thinks I’m funny?
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Hello,
My name is Alyssa. I’m a freelancer who works in Promo-Logic, an online media agency.
Would you be interested in writing an article that is relevant to your readers, with a link to one of my clients, for a fixed fee that we would pay you? If you are interested, please let me know and I’ll provide you with more details.
Also, if you own other sites, please send me their URLs, so I can review them.
I look forward to hearing from you!
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Sincerely,
Alyssa Motts
Media Account Manager
Promo Logic Media Service
alyssa.motts@gmail.com
http://www.promo-logic.net