Shall we play a game?

Okay, who’s thinking about War Games now? I can’t hear those words without hearing a monotone, oversynthesized robotic computer voice, too. Admit it. If you’re a child of the 80s, that’s where your brain went when you read this title. Matthew Broderick, the WOPR, “The only winning move is not to play” … you know what I mean.

Anyway, I’m home with my boy today who is as sick as a dog. At the moment, we’re attempting a little nap, which is likely only to result in 15 minutes of fitful rest. The kid’s never been much of a sleeper. And the cat, who I may bake into a pie very soon, is hellbent on keeping him awake right now. For those who don’t know, Milo is a very loud and needy cat.

So, with only 15 minutes or so of potential free (writing) time today, I thought it would be fun to play a goofy little game inspired by an idea from my friend, Chris.

We’ve all heard them. From hooters to headlights, there are a million names for boobs. And, in this very special month dedicated to breast health, let’s see if we can come up with a boob word for every letter of the alphabet. Using the comment boxes below, the first person would list an A-word. Then, the next person would list a B-word. And so on. Follow?

And here are the rules:

  1. You may only submit one answer per comment.
  2. You may play more than once but the same person can’t answer for two letters in a row.
  3. Funny is fabulous. Racy is fine. But so vulgar that I will start crying and run screaming to hide under my covers ’til morning is not. Be nice!

And I’ll start us off with the first boob word. A is for … (see comments below)



42 responses to “Shall we play a game?

  1. Bazangas! (no idea how to spell it.)

  2. Chesticles

  3. For H, hooters might be the obvious choice. But convention is boring, so how about Ho-Hos?

  4. The letter I is difficult, but it reminds me of my pre-expert days… Itty Bitty. (Yes, I was on that committee in high school.)

  5. How about “jugs”!

  6. Lollipops

  7. melons

  8. Good one, Red. I couldn’t come up with anything for Q.

    Now for R:


  9. Soft serve cones

  10. the twins!

  11. UNIQUE & Fabulous, oh wait that describes mine…HA! Just kidding. “U” is a hard letter to come up with! Certainly NOBODY wants Uniboob!

  12. Where are the creative minds for a V word?

  13. Velvet goldmines.

  14. How about water balloons? (Works best for saline fakies.)

  15. X-hibit A and X-hibit B?

  16. Ying-Yangs…we gotta finish the alphabet!

  17. Very well played, ODNT citizens. Now taking ideas for our next game. Thoughts?

  18. Talk about trendsetters!

    OD, I see you actually beat Her Bloggessness–yes, the one and only Jenny Lawson–to the punch on this. When I saw her column today at Sexis about nicknames for boobs, I thought, “Yeah, we already covered that, from A to Z.” She’s good, but she’s days behind ODNT.

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