If I told you I had a picture (a high-resolution portrait) of my recently-evicted tumor, would you have any interest in seeing it?

At the moment … from the comforts of my bed … it seems like a great idea to me, but I’m not so sure I should trust my loopy, medicated judgment or (for that matter) that of the purple pillow pet or the cat, both of whom have started dispensing a lot of unsolicited advice in my direction. Lola (the pillow pet) is all ‘Don’t do it. It’s sensationalism. You will disgust your readers and they’ll think it’s inappropriate and insensitive.” Milo, on the other hand, has pressed me to put it up from the moment he first saw it. He keeps coming at me with “You said you were going to share everything. You were going to be totally honest, remember?”

Why am I not at all surprised that Lola and Milo are at odds here?

So, I’m putting it to a vote. It is, after all, what I do.

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One response to “If I told you I had a picture (a high-resolution portrait) of my recently-evicted tumor, would you have any interest in seeing it?

  1. I vote yes. But you should photoshop yourself into the pic, wearing an eypatch and pirate hat, holding your saber menacingly over the blob.
    And glad you’re starting to feel better!

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