The Fight on the Way Home in the Limo (For Trifextra)

It’s Trifextra Weekend Challenge time and this one’s up for a public vote. The polls open for 12 hours starting on Sunday, March 25 at 8pm EST. Click here to view all the entries and pick your top three. The submissions are short so it doesn’t take long to get through them.  I’d love your vote … but it’s just not in my nature to tell you want to do. I am not the boss of you!
Rules this Week: Trifecta provides the first 33 words and entrants need to complete the story in only 33 additional words. The words provided by Trifecta are in bold and my entry follows.

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Trifextra Entry –

The Fight on the Way Home in the Limo

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“There’s nothing cute about it,” he said. The register of his voice indicated decision more so than discussion.

She disagreed heartily and privately, staring past Brad’s head and out the window behind him.

“Damn it, Angie. The blood vials, making out with James and now this freaky leg thing. You know it’s got its own Twitter page? We’ve got six kids now. Chill the hell out.”

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36 responses to “The Fight on the Way Home in the Limo (For Trifextra)

  1. My first reaction was What. The. Hell.
    Then I saw the pic.

    great story, ODNT! Hilarious!

  2. Oh. My. Gawd!

    I read this via my email and didn’t have the picture, but as soon as you said the leg & its own Twitter Page….That was truly a wine out of my nose moment!

    I LOVE your blogs! LMAO, please keep ‘em coming! You are AMAZING!!!!! ROTF!

  3. Ha! This is just great. Nuff said.

  4. Hilarious! I actually KNEW that IT had its own Twitter Page! I went for something more serious, so I’m glad this made me laugh-out-loud.

  5. Your takes on the celebs always leave me rolling. . Six kids. Hahaa! Somewhere …. Cracked Magazine? There’s a picture where they’ve mirrored her so she has a leg sticking out either side. Makes for a totally different picture.

  6. Ha! perfect!

    best,
    MOV

  7. You make me laugh. Your entries are like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get…but they are all fantastic! Great work!

  8. Laughing out loud! Thanks for that

  9. I knew who it was at ‘blood vials’ (gross). This was just hilarious!

  10. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! ODNT, you never fail to make me LOL! 😀

  11. the next 33 words:

    “Ah, go screw yourself Brad. That tarantula on your face, your pot smoking, and that oral fixation in every one of your movies; there’s why I’ve got an Oscar and you don’t, jackass.

    • This is too good, especially if you watched the Oscars, the “leg thing” –and if you saw one of the next Oscar winners mimic her. it was the highlight of the evening.

  12. Hahahahahaha! Excellent. Awesome. Brilliant.

  13. Woot! Funny, girl. I’m smiling.

  14. Hil-aaaaa-ri-ous. Love it!

  15. This was really REALLY good! You wouldn’t be surprised if a really similar conversation DID take place 😉

  16. Oh, Brad, it’s about time you speak up. Thank you.
    Came from the Trifextra linkup.

  17. I can’t believe I used to think she was hot.

  18. *hahaha* Very funny – and I agree totally!

  19. Thanks so much for linking up to Trifextra. Remember, this weekend’s entries are being judged by the Trifecta community, so I hope you were able to cast your votes. (There’s still just over two hours left if not!) Winners will be announced with the Monday post. Hope to see you back then.

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