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Check Your Email, Dude – Brotherly Love (Ep. 2)


You guys DO understand that we’re reading other people’s PERSONAL and REAL emails here, right?

Remember MY PLAN to rid the world of misdirected emails? Every time I get something good sent to me by mistake, I’m sharing it. Right here. In a new segment called Check Your Email, Dude (CYED).


You are now reading Episode #2 of the Jud & Bill series entitled Brotherly Love, chronicling the mundanely interesting goings-on in the daily lives of two brothers across the country from one another. For the last episode, click here.

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[ Brotherly Love – Ep. 2]

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7/21/11, 5:15pm

Bill,

I hope that 16.6 body fat is all from a good brew. Went to see Mom today. She finally gave me the family recipe for making homemade beer in the bathtub. Now all I have to do is figure out how to keep Mrs. J out of the bathroom for two weeks while it ferments.  Thinking of telling her it is a tomato growing experiment. Now that you are knowledgeable in East Coast and West Coast life, do you think this would work? Let me tell you some history. She was really pissed when I tried to make moonshine in the backyard but not as pissed as in my younger days when she found out half my garden was that popular form of tobacco used in the late sixties and seventies.

Jud


Will Jud be able to brew his bathtub beer? What made him stop smoking pot in the 80s? Who the hell is Mrs. J? 

Stay tuned for more adventures of Jud & Bill in our next episode of Check Your Email, Dude

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Check Your Email, Dude – Brotherly Love (Pilot)


So, I have a plan to rid the world of misdirected emails.

Every time I get something good sent to me by mistake, I’m sharing it. Right here. In a new segment entitled Check Your Email, Dude (CYED). Sure, it’s a stupid name … but the concept is solid, right?

Anyway, I mentioned something in the first CYED post about a string of emails I received between two aging brothers on opposite coasts and have since gotten several requests to share them here. So, in an effort to build the momentum, I will be giving you the newest edition of Check Your Email, Dude … one … email … at … a … time. 

Hold on to your seats, readers. The first one’s a nail biter. (Oh, but I PROMISE it gets better.) 

[  Brotherly Love – Pilot ]

7/21/11, 2:37pm

Jud,

I forgot my newspaper, so I went to the fat-busting machine (scale) and discovered that I had lost 3 pounds and another .6 in body fat.  I am now down to 16.6.

Bill

Will Bill remember his newspaper? Will he lose more body fat? Will Jud care? 

Stay tuned for more adventures of Jud & Bill in our next episode of Check Your Email, Dude

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