Okay, for those who are following, here’s how it went down.
As of 5pm today, the tagline with the most votes was “Refreshingly honest or disturbingly candid? You be the judge.”
I wrote it. I liked it. But I felt like it lacked a little levity. So, I began re-reading the comments following that post. (All of which are SO VERY APPRECIATED, by the way.) And I saw one comment that suggested simply using the second half of my Twitter description. Then, I saw another commenter seconding that idea and even quoting the passage.
“Funny, poignant and completely candid. Come on over. I just made paella.”
Eureka!
It sounded a lot like the winner of the contest plus it had a little something extra on the end. And, well, YOU might not think it’s funny. But I do.
And so, with that, I give you my new tagline, soon to be listed next to my blog name, on TheBloggess.com.
I’m pumped. Thanks to everyone for playing along. And a special shout out to According to Mags and HonestMom for helping me make this obvious realization. Two funny ladies. You should read their stuff … but only after you’re finished mine. 🙂
OldDogNewTits 
This may be my most favorite post you’ve ever written. No, wait. On second thought, the naked mole rat “series” you wrote is hands down my favorite. 🙂 Thanks for the shout out. Congrats on the new tag line. Fits your style well.
Paella……paella…….paella……{{{checking ingredients….onions…tomatoes….chicken….saffron….rice….a little of this…..a little of that……no wheat….or gluten…..SAFE}}} OK! I’ll be right over!
Are you making (or buying) paella for anyone who submitted a suggestion? I think that that’s only fair.
Wow. Hmmm … well, I guess I’ll TRY making it first. But no promises on what it’ll taste like.
I’ll eat anything…..well, almost anything….