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Remember MY PLaN to rid the world of misdirected emails? Every time I get something good sent to me by mistake, I’m sharing it. Right here. In a segment called Check Your Email, Dude (CYED).
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You are now reading Episode #5 of the Jud & Bill series entitled Brotherly Love, chronicling the mundanely interesting goings-on in the daily lives of two brothers across the country from one another. For the last episode, click here.
[ Brotherly Love – Ep. 5 ]
Jean just handed me part of my breakfast. I used to never eat breakfast or lunch. Now, I am getting a steady flow of fruit, yogurt, whey, curds, rice cakes, hummus, sprouts and other unmentionables. She put pesto on fish the other night, and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. I have not seen a piece of red meat since the ads at McDonald’s that we PASS in the car. It is 97 going on 112 today. Tomorrow, we are headed to LA to see one of her daughter’s family members. I am not too intimidated as I can hide in the trunk. Went to Palm Springs last night for a street festival. Palm Springs is 25% gay, with 92% of them being male. (No kidding. They keep these statistics.) I made sure that she held my hand and I didn’t look anyone in the eye. (Smile) We left without any altercations. Will keep you informed.
Could Jean & Mrs. J be one and the same? And … if so … why is a PIG serving breakfast? Might Bill’s overcompensating behavior in Palm Springs be an indicator of latent homosexuality?