I swear on my cheese that these are all PERSONAL and REAL emails!
Remember MY PLAN to rid the world of misdirected emails? Every time I get something good sent to me by mistake, I’m sharing it. Right here. In a segment called Check Your Email, Dude (CYED).
You are now reading Episode #8 of the Jud & Bill series entitled Brotherly Love, chronicling the mundanely interesting goings-on in the daily lives of two brothers across the country from one another. To view past episodes:
Brotherly Love – Ep. 8 ]
I thought I would listen to the New York City Police Department radio band while you and Buddy are attending tonight’s game so I could call you and tell you that the police are on their way. You need all the lead time because the 122 Precinct is right across the street from the ballfield. Plus, the two of you would have to get out of your disguises. Buddy (in his Yankee togs) and you (dressed liked Scooter the Mascot) would have to run to the nearest restroom to change. But Ms. Bossy Boots (Jean is much better looking) suggested that we go to the College League All-Star game tonight in Palm Springs. So, we will be attending another baseball game. I sure hope dollar beers are in store for the night. Also, after the game, anyone can pay $10 to attempt to dig up a diamond in the infield. WTF? I will be bringing my night vision goggles and metal scanner to ascertain the correct digging spot. Have a great weekend.
Why do Jud & his pal, Buddy, need DISGUISES to attend a baseball game?!!? Who is Ms. Bossy Boots … and might she also be a pig? Did Bill find anything interesting at the ball field … and why does he even own night vision goggles?