I was dance store shopping with my girl recently when I came across an interesting product I’d never seen before. And I’m guessing that, unless you spend the bulk of your days Capezio’d and legwarmer’d, you’ve never seen it before either. Of course, I took a picture and immediately began texting it to a few friends along with various one-liners.
For when you don’t want your sock lines to show through your shoes.
For when you don’t want to free ball in your flip flops.
Oh, fine! Just one more …
Tom Cruise has them tailor made for all of his stunts. (So he can “move flexibly.” And for NO other reason.)
Whatever. I lied. But this is REALLY the last one …
Gayer than Peppermint Patty. (I’ve been looking for an excuse to use that since watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving last week with Viv.)
Well, no. This isn’t the complete list. Not all of them were “technically” this genteel. With language befitting a lady. (cough) But that’s what makes them funny. (sweating) Right?
Now it’s your turn. Hit me with your best one-liner, tagline, slogan, etc.
Foot Thongs for Men. And … GO!