Because Sometimes Blog Posts are just about Goofy Stuff I see in a Store

I was dance store shopping with my girl recently when I came across an interesting product  I’d never seen before. And I’m guessing that, unless you spend the bulk of your days Capezio’d and legwarmer’d, you’ve never seen it before either. Of course, I took a picture and immediately began texting it to a few friends along with various one-liners.


  • For when you don’t want your sock lines to show through your shoes.
  • For when you don’t want to free ball in your flip flops.

Oh, fine! Just one more …

Whatever.  I lied. But this is REALLY the last one …

  • Gayer than Peppermint Patty.  (I’ve been looking for an excuse to use that since watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving last week with Viv.)

Well, no. This isn’t the complete list. Not all of them were “technically” this genteel. With language befitting a lady. (cough) But that’s what makes them funny. (sweating) Right?

Now it’s your turn. Hit me with your best one-liner, tagline, slogan, etc. 

Foot Thongs for Men. And … GO!


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25 responses to “Because Sometimes Blog Posts are just about Goofy Stuff I see in a Store

  1. Umm wow the fact that they have to differentiate for men and women on an item I would not have even thought of kind of disturbs me..
    For the man with cold toes and nothing else??

  2. Foot Thong lll: Sole Protection
    From the director of Foot Thong, & Foot Thong ll: Thongtastic Voyage.

  3. Two thongs don’t make a right.

  4. Foot Thong III: Now showing more “toe”.

  5. Foot Thong III. The Banana Hammock isn’t the only thing to fear.

  6. Nothing says “sexy” like a foot thong! Now I know what to get Hubby for christmas!

  7. Now it certainly has appeal!

  8. Thong up!
    My thongs are barkin’
    Thong and sole

    Just when I think I can’t get any worse…sigh. I’ll keep thongin’.

  9. I know what is on my holiday list- A foot thong!!! I would never believe it, had you not posted a picture!

  10. Ps- I wanted to add to the above comment that differentiating between man and female- PRICELESS

  11. you’ll never know he is wearing them

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