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Ketchup With Us #30


In honor of Movember, Mel and I are talking ‘staches. And the amazing men who wear them. We like to make things easy around here so we’ll give you a choice. You can respond traditionally in word or you can just link a picture. It’s entirely up to you. Here goes …


So many soup strainers out there. From Chaplin and Gable  to Selleck and Mercury to Depp and Burgundy. How do I choose?

Easy.

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My dad (c. 1976).

That’s my brother in the picture with him. Those two have always been very close. And today, they are heading out together on the journey of a lifetime as they board a plane to see Africa. Would everyone please take a moment to send them some positive energy and, if there is such a thing, mental lion repellant?


For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Dana @ Kiss My List


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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 30

In 57 words or less … OR with just a simple picture … tell us about your favorite  mustachioed man.

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Ketchup With Us #29


Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a stupid accident that resulted in an even stupider injury. I’ll bet someone actually just raised a hand that was holding a cup of hot coffee and scalded him/herself. (snicker)

That’s exactly my point.

I’m a proud spaz and am willing to bet lots of you guys are, too. Remember, as I sit here typing, I am now four weeks in recovery for one of the most painful, most bloody and easily most stupid injuries I’ve ever had. But the boneheaded accident with my foot was just the tip (pardon the pun) of the iceberg for me. (Sigh) I’ve got millions of them. 

“I don’t WANT to!”  I whined.

“Oh, come on,” they pleaded. “It’ll be fun.”

So I entered the cage, stood on the painted feet and waited. Already knowing what was going to happen. Whoosh! The ball sprang from the machine. Directly into my left cheekbone knocking the “protective” helmet from my skull.

“I told you,” I managed.

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This picture was taken right before the incident … even though my fat-with-youth face already looks swollen. (Vanessa calls the younger me Kelly Kapowski of TV’s Saved by the Bell.) After the incident, the  manager shut the batting cages down for a while. And I most certainly wasn’t smiling.


For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Brain Tomahawk


RULES? WHO NEEDS ‘EM?!!?

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 29

In 57 words or less, tell us about your DUMBEST INJURY ever. (Or, if you’re like me, pick one of them.)

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Ketchup With Us #28


Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen!!!

Halloween is coming. The season of bloodthirsty vampires, chainsaw-wielding madmen, decomposing zombies and the many other gruesome flavors of undead. (looking around room nervously) Wanna know what I’m most afraid of right now? (screaming in terror) THE FACT THAT NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT TO BE YET FOR HALLOWEEN!!! Cut to me in the middle of a crazy crowded party-supply-house/discount-store/thrift-shop wrestling other last minute shoppers to the death for the perfect costume pieces for everyone. And waiting in the lines. Oh, dear Lord … THE LINES!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

We know you guys are busy. Mel and I speak busy fluently. So this Ketchup link-up is going to be super easy. As in it could take a mere five seconds to a take a terrifying OR terrified selfie and share it with us. Oh, and just for Halloween, Ketchup is offering a killer (sorry, couldn’t resist) prize this time! See details at the end of this post.

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Here’s mine. It’s the same face I make when my kids won’t stop bickering.


For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

The Shitastrophy


RULES? WHO NEEDS ‘EM?!!?

The rules are … THERE ARE NO RULES! Just guidelines. And we’d be truly honored if you posted our button on your page and followed us on Facebook (Michele /Mel), Twitter (Michele/Mel), Instagram (Michele/Mel) and Pinterest (Michele/Mel).

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 28

Make your best terrifying OR terrified face. Then, post it on your blog or tweet/Facebook it to Mel or me and we’ll link it up. BONUS: You get ten extra entries in the Ketchup Halloween Contest (see below) if you submit a picture.

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KETCHUP HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

Thanks to Grace Hill Media, Mel and I are giving away a 40th Anniversary Exorcist Prize Package which includes a three-disc Blu-Ray + Ultraviolet combo pack featuring an extended directors cut, the original theatrical version, a 40-page book from director William Friedkin as well as a never-before-seen documentary. The Ultraviolet also allows viewers to watch the movie on their TV, Computer, Tablet and Smartphone.

CLICK HERE TO WIN

The contest is open to everyone, regardless of whether or not you submit a picture. But remember, sending a picture and tweeting about the giveaway via this rafflecopter can earn you ten extra entries each. The contest ends on Thursday, October 24, 2013.

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I Don't Like Mondays Blog Hop

Ketchup With Us #27


Fall is coming. Or, rather, it’s HERE. For most of the world. The season begins on September 22 but, in my neck of the woods, we’re still wearing shorts and flip flops. And swatting away mosquitos. But that’s beside the (ridiculously unfair) point. So you can imagine my unbridled furyclinically unstable thoughts … frustration when Mel (the nerve of that woman!) posted this picture on Instagram.

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Seriously, Mel? Footie pajamas?!!? We’re not even close.

Fall comes a little later around these parts. We’re still breaking a sweat walking from the house to the car. Oh, but I’ll know when it’s here. Because I’ll be pulling these bad boys out of the closet. These … and all of their beautiful brothers and sisters.

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I own 10 pair. Because sometimes you need heels, and sometimes you don’t. Sometimes black, sometimes brown. Sometimes knee-high, sometimes calf, sometimes ankle. Sometimes Peter Pan, Western, biker, dressy, rain or Uggs(-ish). No matter what the occasion, they’re always there for me. And I love them for it.

Thank you, Fall, for reuniting me with my babies.

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For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Amy Ragg


RULES? WHO NEEDS ‘EM?!!?

The rules are … THERE ARE NO RULES! Just guidelines. And we’d be truly honored if you posted our button on your page and followed us on Facebook (Michele /Mel), Twitter (Michele/Mel), Instagram (Michele/Mel) and Pinterest (Michele/Mel).

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 27

In 57 words or less … what for you personally signals the coming of Fall?

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Ketchup With Us #26


Ever see a movie and just love a scene in it so much that you can’t stop thinking about it? You even dream about it? Except, in your dreams, YOU’RE the star reenacting everything. Singing, dancing, flying through the air, whatever it calls for. (looking around room at the sea of open mouths) Aww, come on. I can’t be the only dreamer here. Seriously?!!? (smoothing hair and skirt to gather self) I think it all started when I was a kid and I dreamed I was Lois Lane in the famous flying scene in Superman. The Christopher Reeve Superman. Sure, he was cute. But, dude, I could fly!


If I could reenact one movie scene, it would be … Oh, screw it. It’s my link-up. I’m listing three.


I’m her. I chose the first duet because the footwear seemed WAY more comfortable.

I’m her. Yeah. Bad footwear. But who cares? I’d reenact it every day if the world would let me.

I’m him. Best footwear ever.


For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Mrs. Tee


RULES? WHO NEEDS ‘EM?!!?

The rules are … THERE ARE NO RULES! Just guidelines. And we’d be truly honored if you posted our button on your page and followed us on Facebook (Michele /Mel), Twitter (Michele/Mel), Instagram (Michele/Mel) and Pinterest (Michele/Mel).

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 26

In 57 words or less … if you could reenact a scene from any movie, what would it be?

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I Don't Like Mondays Blog Hop

Ketchup With Us #25


Man, have I been hit by a lot of birthdays lately! As you might know, ODNT just celebrated her 2nd birthday. (Naturally, I forgot and wrote about it a week later.) Oh, and my friend, Derek? 40! And his wife, Ashley? Also, 40! (Yes, I just outed you two on national blogavision!) Who else? Who else? Oh, yeah. And Ketchup!!! Did you guys know that KetchupWithUs turns one today? Yes, that’s right. Mel and I have been making asses out of ourselves wearing full-body ketchup costumes in public for no pay for a whole year now! My mom is so proud. It’s a banner day here at ODNT!

I only wish we had more birthdays to celebrate around here. It’s too bad. Because it really feels like we need just one more, doesn’t it? Just one more birthday would make the place feel festive. I might even decorate. Or bake a cake. (I know, right? Me? Baking?) Oh, well. Guess we’ll just have to settle for celebrating ODNT, Derek, Ashley and Ketchup.

Oh, wait!!! Have I mentioned yet that TODAY IS MEL’S BIRTHDAY?!!? No, I don’t think I did. (wink) Just to mess with her. Out of playful spite. (To the birthday girl. You guys probably shouldn’t be reading this part.) You know I love you, my friend. And I can’t wait for the next time we get together. I’ve been practicing my Bitchy-Resting-DuckMouth.

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Hey, you guys! Go tell Mel Happy Birthday! Or Tweet, Facebook, Instagram and Pin her. And read her blog! It’s way better than mine … plus you might actually learn something while you’re there.


Now … onto to KetchupWithUs #25 …


June 10, 1977 – My parents took me to see Donny & Marie Osmond the day before my birthday. It’s all I wanted. I was so little. I wore a pretty, purple dress. And I truly believed I’d get to meet them that night. 

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Of course, I did make that little girl’s dreams come true a few decades later.

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For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

The Shitastrophy


RULES? WHO NEEDS ‘EM?!!?

The rules are … THERE ARE NO RULES! Just guidelines. And we’d be truly honored if you posted our button on your page and followed us on Facebook (Michele /Mel), Twitter (Michele/Mel), Instagram (Michele/Mel) and Pinterest (Michele/Mel).

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 25

In 57 words or less, tell us about an incredible, disastrous or otherwise memorable birthday in your life.

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Ketchup With Us #24


If at first you don’t succeed … try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W.C. Fields

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It’s Back to School season so we’re talking about first days today. All kinds. For everything we do, there’s always a first day. And we want to hear about one of yours. It can be anything you want … from first day at band camp to first day as a licensed phlebotomist to first day on a grapefruit diet. And Hey! As a special testament to firsts, why don’t you see if you can recruit just one linker who will be playing Ketchup for the first time?

(Oh, and for the first time, I will be ignoring our 57 words or less suggestion. My boy deserves more.)

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Kindergarten. It’s a hard enough transition for a little person. And Dean had to do it twice. On August 18, 2005, he walked into his first real classroom to meet his friendly teacher, Paula Naquin. He attended school there for only 7 days. Then, on September 6, 2005, he had to do it all over again at another school, 80 miles away from the original one and not knowing a single soul. Thanks to that storm we’re all so tired of talking about here in New Orleans.

I’m still so proud of his courage. I was an emotional mess. Until his new teacher walked up, all warm and fuzzy, to welcome her new student who had just floated in from New Orleans. “Hi, Dean,” she said, literally outstretching her arms to him. “My name is Paula Naquin.” My teary eyes bulged out of their sockets and my mouth fell open when I heard her words. His new teacher had the exact same name as his original one??? I took that as a sign from the universe that everything was going to be just fine.

And now, as I sit and reflect upon these significant first days in his life, I hope for him the same courage and strength that he managed so beautifully at age 5. For today is yet another first day for him. Today, he starts high school, a whole new chapter in his life. And again, I know everything is going to be just fine. But, just as I was in his new classroom in 2005, I am an emotional mess all over again.

Perhaps I should check his high school faculty roster for a P. Naquin.

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Good luck, Dean.

I know you’re going to knock it out of the park, my boy.

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For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

My Skewed View by Jen Kehl


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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 24

In 57 words or less, tell us about a significant first day in your life … of school, work, parenthood, rehab, veganism, prison, whatever you want.

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Ketchup With Us #23


A few weeks ago, my friend Vanessa showed me a YouTube video that recently went viral. Even if you’ve already seen it, click it now to get yourself in the zone.

Naturally, I shared it with Mel while dining in a hipster restaurant in Chicago. Then, we immediately began taking turns snapping our own versions of BRF. Everyone around us was “cool” so they thought we were a couple of uncouth buffoons. (We get that a lot actually.) And, of course, we didn’t stop with ourselves. We also took a few candids from the general public, including the hostess of said hipster restaurant. It was hysterically perfect. But I’m not sharing it here today. Because that would be, well, bitchy. Right?

Anyway, here are two of our favorites from the trip.

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Damn, I look ten years older with this stupid face.

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I can’t explain why but it’s easier to make the face when you’re dolled up.  

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For a QUICK EXPLANATION of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a linker from the previous KWU. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Gene

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – Prompt 23

Easiest link-up ever. All we want is a picture. Give us your best bitchy/asshole resting face. Blog-less? Email it to olddognewtits@gmail.com and we’ll create a post of these entries. Want to remain anonymous? Find one in a magazine. Models are notoriously plagued with this disease.

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Ketchup With Us #21


Freedom.

It’s a song by George Michael (the Wham guy, not Michael Cera). It’s also a Royal Caribbean ocean liner, an uncompleted NASA project and, apparently, the name of a U.S. city in 15 different states. It’s a lot of things to a lot of people. And that’s what we’re talking about here today. Freedom. As in FREEDOM fries with extra KETCHUP. (How much more on topic can I get?) The prompt? She is very flexible and loose. Some would even say FREE. As in you are FREE to interpret it however you like.

It brought us closer together. And introduced us to about 70 new people, too. It strengthened our singing and dancing skills. And enabled me to masquerade (convincingly?) as a teenager. It even provided us with physical exercise. Every night. And all for nothing.

I still can’t believe we did it all … for FREE!

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Remember how Olivia Newton-John was 30 when she played a high school senior in Grease? Yeah, well this is exactly like that. (cough)

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For a quick explanation of this link-up, click here. In short, Mel and I will post a picture or video with a writing prompt on the 1st and 15th of every month. You can write your entry in any form. We love creativity. And, with each prompt, we’ll feature a writer from the previous link-up. Which reminds me …

Our esteemed Ketchup With Us Featured Writer for today is …

Donetta

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‘KETCHUP WITH US’ – PROMPT 21

In 57 words or less, tell us what FREEDOM means to you or (if you’re feeling lazy like me) just about the last great thing you got for FREE!

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Me and my fabulous partner in crime at the Liberty Bell. (Philadelphia, PA – 6/29/13)

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That Suburban Momma