Getting to know the Charismatic Mr. Kleinpeter

To get you up to speed … First, I wrote a letter to Kleinpeter Dairy about a problem I had with some of their product. Then, they wrote me back … and even paid me a little visit. Then I sent a thank you email to Mr. Kleinpeter for his company’s amazing and immediate efforts to remedy the problem. Here’s his response.


Oh, it’s not a joke about the lipstick on the rim. I’m telling the truth, so I know I don’t have to worry about getting caught. It’s a good thing that men don’t have to wear lipstick, or I’d get busted too. But then, we would have to see whose shade it was…..

Girl, if she doesn’t go to bed with make-up on, I won’t know who I’m waking up to. Just kidding. She takes it off, but she drinks out of the milk container all the time. I’ve even thought of labeling whose is who, so when company comes over……uh, I’m not going to say it….nope, I ain’t going to say it….but it’s no wonder that, when we have company over for dinner, everyone wants to open a “fresh” container of our milk.

Michele, I have a serious question for you.

Just what the heck is “milk copywriting?”

Heck, I’m 53 and I have no clue as to what you’re talking about….talk to me….uh, email to me….


Jeff Kleinpeter
Kleinpeter Farms Dairy, L.L.C.

I love this guy. BUY KLEINPETER MILK! Or, if you don’t live in the area, just let him know you think he’s awesome by commenting here.


5 responses to “Getting to know the Charismatic Mr. Kleinpeter

  1. Jeff rocks!
    I just really hope his board of directors doesn’t read your blog!

  2. I like the way he talks… I know what kind of milk I’m gonna be buying in about 6 weeks when we’re back in LA!! I’ve got a 5 year old who drinks milk like it’s water, or maybe he drinks water like it’s milk?!!

  3. He is hilarious. “…I won’t know who I’m waking up to.” I snorted at that line. Rock on, Mr. K, rock on!

  4. Well yes, you have new series to add to your blog…I hope he keeps up the communication!

  5. WTG, Jeff! He knows he’s on a good thing and on his way to getting an education!

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