Wake up, ODNT! You forgot about the Jud & Bill Contest.

No, no, no. I did NOT forget about the Jud & Bill Contest. It’s summer so my kids are home 24/7 … and they’re tearing  through laundry, food, dishes, my money, my last nerves and hours of my time like Kleenex around here. Plus … have you read these entries? They are so freakin’ good with so much creativity and research put into each one of them that there is NO WAY I could pick a winner myself.

Are you really surprised by this next development?

We’re putting it up for a vote. I’m giving everyone a whole week … because we are ALL busy people … to take a look at the submissions and then vote for the one you think best represents Episode 11. Feel free to elaborate in the comments below their entries or this post as I know the writers would love to hear from you.

Want to catch up on the storyline before reading the entries and voting? Click here for episodes 1-10.

Here are the entries for your voting consideration:

Mel at According to Mags

StnkyFerit at Honey Badger Just Don’t Care

Libby at Libby’s Book Blog

BrainTomahawk

Amy at Betty Rants

Kari

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Please take a minute to read ALL of the above before voting. You might want to eat a Saltine or Melba Toast cracker between reading each entry to cleanse your palate properly. Or, better yet,  perhaps you could check out the dental blog of my first hate mail – I mean – my old friend to clear your brain between each example of the fine dumbassery exhibited here in these entries today.

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I couldn’t get the stupid poll to center on the page. So … to overcompensate for my computer illiteracy AND to pay homage to the two heroes that inspired this whole contest …  I elected to use the cheesiest poll theme offered in WordPress for our post today. Enjoy!

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5 responses to “Wake up, ODNT! You forgot about the Jud & Bill Contest.

  1. Golly gee, this is going to be way harder than I thought! All the entries are so good. Clearly, every one has done their homework!

  2. I just voted for myself….Im lame….

    • No … you’re smart. I strongly encourage any kind of ballot box stuffing or other cheating that you can get past me. I’m not very bright so it should be a breeze!

  3. Ok, this was really hard because I know and love two of the contestants!! What to do, what to do??

  4. Well unfortunately I think Mel has to take pee tests like me for her job like me and we can’t get away with saying “we don’t inhale” so I am thinking Kari!! Love them both and they both did an awesome job!!

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