Help! Baby Needs a New Pair of Boobs!

You guys, I’m a finalist!

My pals at Britely just selected my Brite book entitled Kids Today are Soft – and Here’s Why as one of the five finalists eligible to win $1000 this week. Dave says I’m on my way to earning a boob job. If I win this contest and add it to the winnings from a few weeks ago for my Back to School ABCs flip book, then I’ve earned about 25% of the money.

Together, We Could Earn One Half of One Boob! 

Of a better campaign slogan, I cannot think. Maybe I should lend it out to the dudes in Washington this fall. Anyway … if you have three minutes today, please click the image below and travel back to your sad youth with me. And, if you LIKE it and (best of all!) SHARE it for me … well, now you guys are going to make me cry.


Oh, yeah. And don’t forget. I promised on Twitter that I would COOK and EAT SPAM on camera if I won. So, there’s that, too. Tell your friends!


7 responses to “Help! Baby Needs a New Pair of Boobs!

  1. I’m all about supporting boobs. I have two of my own, but what’s two more? 🙂

    Good luck!

  2. Done and done. Go big or I’m taking back the shares and likes.

  3. I don’t have facebook, so I tweeted it twice for you! I love your Brites. I went through the trouble of making one and then there was some “error” and I was so mad at losing almost an hour of my life to do the damned thing, I got mad and won’t make another.

    The New Zoo Revue, I had forgotten all about that. And the Great Space Coaster? You forgot that one.

  4. I don’t tweet/twittle/whatever but if you weren’t too specific about what *kind* of spam then maybe, being from Louisiana and it being political season, we could find a loophole….like printing out Nigerian banking scams, topping with a little Tony Chachere’s & velveeta, roll it like a burrito and get away with that as eating spam. Gotta be tastier than that canned stuff!

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