The Toastman Cometh!

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And it comes with TWO important responsibilities!!

1. Test the snot out of Toaster #2.


Okay. (deep breaths) I’m going to need some bread, bagels, waffles, Kellogg’s Limited Edition Frosted Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts, a sharp knife, a couple of blindfolds, a small kitchen garbage bag and a shovel. And possibly a priest or a therapist after I’m done. Ooh, and a Diet Coke.

You guys feel ready? Let’s do this.

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15 responses to “The Toastman Cometh!

  1. For a place called Olive Branch, this company sure was combative & difficult – plus they want you to kill a toaster?!

  2. Ooo, sure you want to risk a limited edition Pop-Tart? Maybe you should try a sacrificial strawberry one first…

  3. I don’t think that I have ever been this excited for someone to get a toaster as this. Why haven’t you posted a picture of the new baby?

    • Do you post a picture of a brand new baby before he is whisked to the side to check his color and the rest of his vitals? No, you wait ’til he’s breathing easily and wiped down a bit to share him with the world. 🙂

      I’m just kidding, Anna. I sincerely appreciate your excitement. Pictures coming soon.

  4. Seriously, that might be funny.

  5. Ok, just read the whole epic tale. Do they really work out of a place called “olive branch”?? That is really remarkable. I sure hope your new toaster does all you’ve dreamed of…like toasting food properly and not catching on fire.

  6. Ok see to me they would want the defective toaster back in its entirety to find out why exactly it went berserk to begin with. Kind of difficult to do with the cord cut don’t ya think. I am glad you got your new toaster though..

  7. Hope that the new toaster is going to serve you well now!

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  9. Wait a minute, wait a minute, back up – Limited Edition Frosted Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts?? I missed it! Dammit.

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  11. So…How is the toaster?! Inquiring minds want to know! Haha!

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